The Day Elizabeth Warren Lost Her…

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The day Elizabeth Warren lost her Indian blood!

Today, Elizabeth Warren announced her 2020 run for the Presidency. In a tragic turn of events yesterday, Warren was  bitten by a mosquito. The mosquito removed precisely 1/1024 of her blood which just happened to be the entirety of her Indian blood.

Warren is currently meeting with a team of geneticists to determine if she can claim ancestory from any other minority group in order to gain an advantage in the upcoming election.

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