Weekly Favorites

  • I haven’t seen Democrats this mad since Republicans freed their slaves. I Haven’t Seen Democrats This Mad Since...
  • AOC Memes (10 memes)
    If you offer me a penny for my thoughts... I’ll have to give you change back   I support our veterans. They keep our pets healthy.   Bread goes in. Toast comes out. Where does the bread go?   My sister doesn’t know if she’s having a boy or a girl. I don’t know if I’m going to be an aunt or an uncle.   When you get off the plane in Venezuela... and you can’t seem to find the Socialist utopia that you were expecting.   Why are buffalo wings so small... when buffalos are so big?   Have you accepted the state as your Lord and savior?   Never let someone who has done nothing... tell you how to do anything.   How do they get the “Keep off the grass” sign on the grass?   Noting is built in America these days  I just bought a T. V. and it said “Built in Antenna.” I don’t even know where that is!   And finally... Blonds are...
  • Antifa - Behind The Mask
    The men (boys) behind the mask. My mom says I have to clean my room and won't let me go to next week's protest.
  • The Stupidity Of Socialism... In Memes (4 Memes)
    Hard times create Capitalists. Capitalists create good times  Good times create Socialists. Socialists create hard times.   When you’re a Woke Socialist, but then you start paying income taxes...   The USA is the only country without {insert Socialist program here}. Founding Fathers: Yah, that’s sort of the whole point! I crossed 90 miles of shark infested, hurricane ridden ocean at night, on a raft I made out of water bottles to escape... Free Market Capitalism... said no one, ever!
  • May The Fourth Be With You
    May the Fourth Be With You! May 4th. National Lisp Awareness Day. Oh sure, today you’re thinking of all the grandeur that is Star Wars. But have you thought about young children who have recently lost front teeth. They suffer  with “The Force” every single day. Today is the only day they get a little reprieve. Let’s make today National Lisp Awareness Day. Go out and hug a young person! ...unless you don’t know them... that would just be awkward. And while we’re on the subject, what cruel sadist put the letter s in the word lisp? Great, now everyone afflicted with the condition gets to mispronounce it as well. It’s cruel I say. I think I’ll circulate a petition to change the spelling to ‘lithp’. Who’s with me? #MayTheFourthBeWithYou
  • Not My President
    Shhh, I don't think she  knows it yet, but she's not. No really, she's not. Seriously, she just needs to go away. #NotMyPresident
  • Civil War Between Conservatives And Liberals
    If there’s ever a civil war between conservatives and liberals, I’m not worried.
  • Democratic Socialism - where you vote to give up your rights. True Lies And Democratic Socialism (3 Memes)
  • Hate Speech Should Be Censored
  • When They Say “I’m Here To Take Your Guns“, I Be Like... (3 Memes)
      Yes in fact, I am here to take your guns. Say when... e. g.: Tommy Robinson