You Might Be A Liberal If… (Five Memes)

If you think the party that freed the slaves are the racist ones… you might be a Liberal.

 

If you don’t trust the police or government, but you think they should be the only ones to have guns…you might be a Liberal.

 

If you find yourself defending MS13 gang members … you might be a Liberal.

 

If you’re more concerned about Islamophobia than stopping terrorism… you might be a Liberal.

 

If you think it’s wrong to cut down a tree, but okay to kill a baby… you might be a Liberal.

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The Day Elizabeth Warren Lost Her…

The day Elizabeth Warren lost her Indian blood!

Today, Elizabeth Warren announced her 2020 run for the Presidency. In a tragic turn of events yesterday, Warren was  bitten by a mosquito. The mosquito removed precisely 1/1024 of her blood which just happened to be the entirety of her Indian blood.

Warren is currently meeting with a team of geneticists to determine if she can claim ancestory from any other minority group in order to gain an advantage in the upcoming election.

#Warren2020

It’s Caturday! Cat Humor To Start Your Weekend

  1. I hate that part of the morning where I have to get out of bed.

If I just keep looking cute… they’ll surely blame the dog.

 

Why don’t you have a seat… and explain where my teaticles went.

 

When you ask her what’s wrong, and she says “nothing,” but then she spends the rest of the day looking at you like…