You Might Be A Liberal If… (Five Memes)

If you think the party that freed the slaves are the racist ones… you might be a Liberal.

 

If you don’t trust the police or government, but you think they should be the only ones to have guns…you might be a Liberal.

 

If you find yourself defending MS13 gang members … you might be a Liberal.

 

If you’re more concerned about Islamophobia than stopping terrorism… you might be a Liberal.

 

If you think it’s wrong to cut down a tree, but okay to kill a baby… you might be a Liberal.

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The Day Elizabeth Warren Lost Her…

The day Elizabeth Warren lost her Indian blood!

Today, Elizabeth Warren announced her 2020 run for the Presidency. In a tragic turn of events yesterday, Warren was  bitten by a mosquito. The mosquito removed precisely 1/1024 of her blood which just happened to be the entirety of her Indian blood.

Warren is currently meeting with a team of geneticists to determine if she can claim ancestory from any other minority group in order to gain an advantage in the upcoming election.

#Warren2020

It’s Caturday! Cat Humor To Start Your Weekend

  1. I hate that part of the morning where I have to get out of bed.

If I just keep looking cute… they’ll surely blame the dog.

 

Why don’t you have a seat… and explain where my teaticles went.

 

When you ask her what’s wrong, and she says “nothing,” but then she spends the rest of the day looking at you like…

Happy Birthday Mr. President… In Memes (6 Memes)

Happy Birthday President Trump!

 

Time to trade those free phones in for alarm clocks!

Job numbers are up, unemployment is down. People are back to work! Thank you Mr. President!

 

Draining the swamp. Obliterating the Deep State. Just another day at the office.

 

In Singapore, negotiating for world peace. Meanwhile in Hollywood… F*ck Trump!

 

Thug Life!

 

June 14. Wishing Donald Trump a very Happy Birthday!

Trump Just Can’t Stop Winning… In Memes (4 Memes)

Look at me… I’m the President now!

 

New Rasmussen poll finds twice as many young people think African Americans are doing better now than under Obama’s last year in office!

 

Time to upset the liberals with a Tweet!

 

Maybe he’s born with it… maybe it’s “Covfefe”