The day Elizabeth Warren lost her Indian blood!
Today, Elizabeth Warren announced her 2020 run for the Presidency. In a tragic turn of events yesterday, Warren was bitten by a mosquito. The mosquito removed precisely 1/1024 of her blood which just happened to be the entirety of her Indian blood.
Warren is currently meeting with a team of geneticists to determine if she can claim ancestory from any other minority group in order to gain an advantage in the upcoming election.
United Again in heaven.
On November 39th, 2018, former Vice President George H. W. Bush passed away joining his wife Barbara and former President Ronald Reagan and First Lady Nancy Reagan.
Ronald Reagan, Nancy Reagan, George H. W. Bush and Barbara Bush are United again in all their glory in heaven. May God continue to bless you all!
After 18 years of education, most graduate students have less common sense than the average 10 year old.
Don’t believe me? A 10 year old instinctively knows these facts:
Killing an unborn child is disgusting and immoral.
Men and women are inherently different.
A man can’t become a woman and a woman can’t become a man.
Taking other people’s money and giving it to people who choose not to work is stealing.
Anyone who walks around with a black mask and club and tries to beat people up that they disagree with is a bully.
Now ask any of these questions to anyone with a masters degree in Gender Studies.
Point goes to ten year olds.
Trying to end another rude and irrelevant series of questions directed at President Donald Trimp, a female White House intern attempted to take the mic from CNN’s Jim Acosta. Video evidence shows Acosta swatted the intern’s arm while maintaining his death grip on the mic. This lead Secret Service to remove Acosta’s “hard pass” press credentials. It also earned Jim the nickname Jim Accoster.
Not My Speaker
I’m a classic turn, Republicans should follow the Democrat dirty-play book and #Resist, refusing to accept Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House, reminiscent of the Democrat’s Not My President cry.
Jobs not Mobs
During the 2018 election, unemployment was at an all time low. Leftists rioted in the streets. Go figure.