Evolution Of The Socialist State
In Reality, they’re not after me, they’re after you. I’m just in the way!
Try to impeach this!
Impeachment? Ha Ha Ha…
You nutjobs couldn’t even stop me from winning your rigged election!
Trying to find the part of the constitution
where “Cuz I hate him!” is grounds for impeachment.
You can’t impeach him if he’s “Not Your President!”
What if I told you impeachment doesn’t mean automatic removal from office.
If Trump is impeached, Pence becomes President.
Pence pardons Trump and appoints him Vice President.
Pence resigns. Trump becomes President and appoints Pence as his Vice President.
Liberal heads explode!
I think you should be impeached.
I didn’t know you could do that.
That moment you realize that the Democrats “Impeachment Inquiry”
means you’re definitely getting reelected in 2020!
Conservatives put a man on the moon. Liberals put a man in the ladies room.
India becomes latest nation to land on the moon.
Detroit – Socialist Utopia!
If you offer me a penny for my thoughts… I’ll have to give you change back
I support our veterans. They keep our pets healthy.
Bread goes in. Toast comes out. Where does the bread go?
My sister doesn’t know if she’s having a boy or a girl. I don’t know if I’m going to be an aunt or an uncle.
When you get off the plane in Venezuela… and you can’t seem to find the Socialist utopia that you were expecting.
Why are buffalo wings so small… when buffalos are so big?
Have you accepted the state as your Lord and savior?
Never let someone who has done nothing… tell you how to do anything.
How do they get the “Keep off the grass” sign on the grass?
Noting is built in America these days I just bought a T. V. and it said “Built in Antenna.” I don’t even know where that is!
Blonds are now telling Alexandria Ocasión-Cortez jokes
Democrats would burn down the nation… if only they could rule over the ashes.
The cynical side of me thinks Democrat leaders are motivated based on their own personal power, rather than what’s best for the people of the US. To be fair, the non-cynical side of me thinks that too. The examples are numerous.
If you think the party that freed the slaves are the racist ones… you might be a Liberal.
If you don’t trust the police or government, but you think they should be the only ones to have guns…you might be a Liberal.
If you find yourself defending MS13 gang members … you might be a Liberal.
If you’re more concerned about Islamophobia than stopping terrorism… you might be a Liberal.
If you think it’s wrong to cut down a tree, but okay to kill a baby… you might be a Liberal.
When she gives you a Father’s Day card, but all you wanted were memes!
Happy Father’s Day gentlemen. We appreciate everything you do! Please enjoy these memes as a token of our appreciation!
Happy Father’s Day. Oh… you didn’t know?
Dad, you’ve always been like a father to me.
Happy Father’s Day! How come nobody ever says…
Hey daddy, thanks for knocking out this rent! I sure love this hot water! It’s easy to read with all this light!
A home-made Father’s Day gift from your kids seems nice…
Until you remember that kids in other countries make Air Jordans and iPhones!
I know a good dad when I see one…
When mothers are alone with their babies…
vs. when fathers are alone with their babies.
Who said men can’t multitask?
I leave my husband with the baby for ten minutes…
Asked my husband how everything was going, and he sends me this…
Now that I’m in my 30s, I love Father’s Day!
I don’t have kids. I don’t even have a girlfriend. But all the stuff I want goes on sale!
Your son wants to spend Father’s Day with you.
Hold on, I’m arguing on Reddit about how I’m the world’s best dad.
Okay Gang, Let’s See Who Colluded With Russia…
…and I would have got away with it if it weren’t for that dang Donald Trump!
Don’t forget, ALL election tampering happened under the Obama administration.