Father’s Day Memes

When she gives you a Father’s Day card, but all you wanted were memes!


Happy Father’s Day gentlemen. We appreciate everything you do! Please enjoy these memes as a token of our appreciation!


Happy Father’s Day. Oh… you didn’t know?


Dad, you’ve always been like a father to me.


Happy Father’s Day! How come nobody ever says…

Hey daddy, thanks for knocking out this rent! I sure love this hot water! It’s easy to read with all this light!


A home-made Father’s Day gift from your kids seems nice…

Until you remember that kids in other countries make Air Jordans and iPhones!


I know a good dad when I see one…


When mothers are alone with their babies…

vs. when fathers are alone with their babies.


Who said men can’t multitask?


I leave my husband with the baby for ten minutes…


Asked my husband how everything was going, and he sends me this…


Now that I’m in my 30s, I love Father’s Day!

I don’t have kids. I don’t even have a girlfriend. But all the stuff I want goes on sale!


Your son wants to spend Father’s Day with you.

Hold on, I’m arguing on Reddit about how I’m the world’s best dad.

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The Day Elizabeth Warren Lost Her…

The day Elizabeth Warren lost her Indian blood!

Today, Elizabeth Warren announced her 2020 run for the Presidency. In a tragic turn of events yesterday, Warren was  bitten by a mosquito. The mosquito removed precisely 1/1024 of her blood which just happened to be the entirety of her Indian blood.

Warren is currently meeting with a team of geneticists to determine if she can claim ancestory from any other minority group in order to gain an advantage in the upcoming election.


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United Again!

United Again in heaven.

On November 39th, 2018, former Vice President George H. W. Bush passed away joining his wife Barbara and former President Ronald Reagan and First Lady Nancy Reagan.

Ronald Reagan, Nancy Reagan, George H. W. Bush and Barbara Bush are United again in all their glory in heaven. May God continue to bless you all!

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