The Day Elizabeth Warren Lost Her…

The day Elizabeth Warren lost her Indian blood!

Today, Elizabeth Warren announced her 2020 run for the Presidency. In a tragic turn of events yesterday, Warren was  bitten by a mosquito. The mosquito removed precisely 1/1024 of her blood which just happened to be the entirety of her Indian blood.

Warren is currently meeting with a team of geneticists to determine if she can claim ancestory from any other minority group in order to gain an advantage in the upcoming election.


United Again!

United Again in heaven.

On November 39th, 2018, former Vice President George H. W. Bush passed away joining his wife Barbara and former President Ronald Reagan and First Lady Nancy Reagan.

Ronald Reagan, Nancy Reagan, George H. W. Bush and Barbara Bush are United again in all their glory in heaven. May God continue to bless you all!