When I’m done, it’ll be like you were never even here.
When there's a knock on the door after you've been posting anti-government memes all day! Han Solo - Pro-Gun, Anti-Government Free Market Capitalist Spends millions spying on you... Sends you the bill! Hello, Government? I'd like to unsubscribe fro...
If you offer me a penny for my thoughts... I’ll have to give you change back I support our veterans. They keep our pets healthy. Bread goes in. Toast comes out. Where does the bread go? My sister doesn’t know if she’s having a bo...
Try to impeach this! Impeachment? Ha Ha Ha... You nutjobs couldn't even stop me from winning your rigged election! Trying to find the part of the constitution where "Cuz I hate him!" is grounds for impeachment. You can't impeach...
Remember D-Day D-Day June 6th, 1944 The enemy is strong. He may hurl back our forces. Success may not come with rushing speed. But we shall return again and again! D-Day in numbers. Leave our safe space? What if they call...
How to find Kentucky on a map. Now you’ll never forget. Guaranteed!
Announcing the official winner of the 2020 Democratic debate!
I don't always comb my hair, but when I do... I use a balloon. Bernie: I am no longer ASKING for financial support. New Limited Edition Ben & Jerry's Freezer Bernie ice cream bars. After we bankrupt your employer, then you get your...
Obama's legacy - going... going... gone! If there were a meme awards ceremony (and if we have our way, there will be), this meme has to be in contention for meme of the year. This single meme may sum up the entire Obama presidency. Obama was often un...
