
If there’s ever a civil war between conservatives and liberals, I’m not worried.

Calling an illegal alien an undocumented immigrant is like calling a meth dealer an undocumented pharmacist.
The issue is not immigration, it's the illegal part.

Hard times create Capitalists. Capitalists create good times Good times create Socialists. Socialists create hard times.
When you’re a Woke Socialist, but then you start paying income taxes...
The USA is the only countr...



If you offer me a penny for my thoughts... I’ll have to give you change back
I support our veterans. They keep our pets healthy.
Bread goes in. Toast comes out. Where does the bread go?
My sister...

The men (boys) behind the mask.
My mom says I have to clean my room and won't let me go to next week's protest.


When she gives you a Father's Day card, but all you wanted were memes!
Happy Father's Day gentlemen. We appreciate everything you do! Please enjoy these memes as a token of our appreciation!
Happy Father's Day. Oh... you d...