Behold the new cryptocurrency… Buttcoin.
Ok, Ok. Hello Everyone. Judas, you on?
At least my quarantine home haircut came out great!
What stage of quarantine are you in?
Your Coronavirus Horoscope.
Announcing the official winner of the 2020 Democratic debate!
I don’t always comb my hair, but when I do… I use a balloon.
Bernie: I am no longer ASKING for financial support.
New Limited Edition Ben & Jerry’s Freezer Bernie ice cream bars.
After we bankrupt your employer, then you get your 52 weeks of vacation!
Greed, guns and prisons are what’s wrong with America! Now give me 90% of your income or I’ll send men with guns after you and send you to prison.
Minority youth unemployment is too high! Let’s double the cost to hire them.
Wanna hear everything I know about economics? Pull my finger!
The Official Bernie Sanders Drinking Game! Every time Bernie mentions a free government program, chug somebody else’s beer!
On Wednesday, February 5th, the Senate acquitted Donald Trump of all Impeachment charges. In celebration, we give you these… Impeachment Acquittal memes…
Democrats, the test results are back… and Donald Trump IS your daddy!
For Sale: Gold impeachment pen. Only used once. Didn’t work.
Hi Nancy. I’m on my way to sign Trump’s acquittal papers. Do you have any more of those fancy gold pens?
Dear Nancy, I’m still President, but you can rip these papers up if it makes you feel better. Love Donald
So… we can’t impeach Trump for what I did?
Impeach Trump! Before we all end up with Jobs.
Sorry, I just thought it was a copy of the Constitution.
You can find more hilarious Impeachment memes here…
Democrats would burn down the nation… if only they could rule over the ashes.
The cynical side of me thinks Democrat leaders are motivated based on their own personal power, rather than what’s best for the people of the US. To be fair, the non-cynical side of me thinks that too. The examples are numerous.
Okay Gang, Let’s See Who Colluded With Russia…
…and I would have got away with it if it weren’t for that dang Donald Trump!
Don’t forget, ALL election tampering happened under the Obama administration.