The Deep State whispered to President Donald Trump, "You cannot withstand the storm." The president whispered back, "I am the storm!"
Conservatives put a man on the moon. Liberals put a man in the ladies room. India becomes latest nation to land on the moon.
I don't always comb my hair, but when I do... I use a balloon. Bernie: I am no longer ASKING for financial support. New Limited Edition Ben & Jerry's Freezer Bernie ice cream bars. After we bankrupt your employer, then you get your...
Remember D-Day D-Day June 6th, 1944 The enemy is strong. He may hurl back our forces. Success may not come with rushing speed. But we shall return again and again! D-Day in numbers. Leave our safe space? What if they call...
If there’s ever a civil war between conservatives and liberals, I’m not worried.
When there's a knock on the door after you've been posting anti-government memes all day! Han Solo - Pro-Gun, Anti-Government Free Market Capitalist Spends millions spying on you... Sends you the bill! Hello, Government? I'd like to unsubscribe fro...
Announcing the official winner of the 2020 Democratic debate!
Behold the new cryptocurrency... Buttcoin.
Quiet Please! Hollywood Is Speaking Again!
