Remember D-Day D-Day June 6th, 1944 The enemy is strong. He may hurl back our forces. Success may not come with rushing speed. But we shall return again and again! D-Day in numbers. Leave our safe space? What if they call...
I don't always comb my hair, but when I do... I use a balloon. Bernie: I am no longer ASKING for financial support. New Limited Edition Ben & Jerry's Freezer Bernie ice cream bars. After we bankrupt your employer, then you get your...
If there’s ever a civil war between conservatives and liberals, I’m not worried.
Announcing the official winner of the 2020 Democratic debate!
Happy Birthday President Trump! Time to trade those free phones in for alarm clocks! Job numbers are up, unemployment is down. People are back to work! Thank you Mr. President! Draining the swamp. Obliterating the Deep State. Just anoth...
When I’m done, it’ll be like you were never even here.
If you offer me a penny for my thoughts... I’ll have to give you change back I support our veterans. They keep our pets healthy. Bread goes in. Toast comes out. Where does the bread go? My sister doesn’t know if she’s having a bo...
